ALEX TRABECK: Welcome everyone to Jeopardy! Tonight we have a real treat for all the youngsters out there! Since our ratings have plummeted more than our econmics, we've prepared the biggest publicity stunt ever! Please welcome our contestants! From Long Island, N.Y. Adam Lazarra!!!

ADAM: Hello! You there...HELLO!!!

ALEX: Adam didn't take his meds today! Let's hear it for Adam!

AUDIENCE: WOOOO!!!

ADAM: WOOOO!!!!

ALEX: From Salt Lake CIty, Utah; Bert McCracken!!!

BERT: *Quirks eyebrow*

ALEX: Bert is a screaming, vomiting, extradonaire! Let's hear it for Bert!

AUDIENCE: WOOOO!!!

BERT: BLEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *blows kisses*

ALEX: Finally, from Newark, New Jersey; Gerard Way!!!

GERARD: Hello.

ALEX: Gerard likes to dress up as women and bears in his spare time!

GERARD: HEY!!

ALEX: Let's give three cheers for Gerard!

AUDIENCE: WOOOO!!!

GERARD: no, no, like this: W0o0o0o0o0o0o!!!

AUDIENCE: *cricket*

GERARD: *awkward look*

AUDIENCE: Wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!!

ALEX: Ok, on with the show!! Our categories are; video games, movies, forensics, pyromania, and Japanese animation. Alphabetically, Adam goes first.

ADAM: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! VIDEO GAMES!

ALEX: For how much?

ADAM: THREE HUNDRED HUNDRED HUNDRED HUNDRED HUNDR-

ALEX: For three hundred points: In the game "Kingdom Hearts" the character Sora is played by what voice actor?

ADAM: YEAH!!!!!!

ALEX: No.

GERARD: *bing* Who is Hailey Joel Osment

ALEX: That is correct! You now have control.

GERARD: I'll take Japanese Animation for five hundred.

ALEX: In the anime "cowboy bebop", who originally composed the music for the series?

GERARD: Who is Yoko Kanno?

ALEX: CORRECT!!! Gerard?

GERARD: Forensics, for four hundred.

ALEX: To detect blood stains that have been washed off with common household cleaners, scientists turn to:

GERARD: Luminol.

ALEX: I'm sorry, but it must be in the form of a question.

GERARD: What the fu-

BERT:*bing!* What is Luminol?

ALEX: CORRECT!

AUDIENCE: *applause*

GERARD: MOTHER FU-

ALEX: Bert you have control.

BERT: *smokes cigarette* Pyromania for four hundred.

ALEX: OH! It's the daily double! Answer this question correctly, and you double your points. Alright Bert, what is the hottest part of a flame?

BERT: * cracks crazy smile* BLUE!

ALEX: I'm sorry that is incorrect.

ADAM: OOOOOOOOOOOOO @_@ WHAT IS BLUE?!?!?!

ALEX: No, and ring in next time.

GERARD: * bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing* What is the color white?

ALEX: Correct! Eight hundred points to Gerard!

*ALARM SOUNDS*

ALEX: That sound means the end of this round. Now we must eliminate a contestant. Adam, with the least points, I'm afraid you must leave.

ADAM: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *tazers Bert*

ALEX: *clears throat* Due to Bert's inability to compete, our remaining contestants are Gerard and Adam!

AUDIENCE: *applause*

MEDICS CARRY BERT OFF STAGE AS HE VOMITS ON ADAM.

ADAM: EW!!!!!!!!!

ALEX: We'll be right back.

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ALEX: Welcome back! Our remaining contestants are Gerard Way and Adam Lazarra.

ADAM: WOOOOO!!!!

ALEX: Anyway, due to our cheating contestants...

GERARD: Hey! I'm playing fair!

ALEX: Fine. Cheating CONTESTANT; our show has been cut directly to the lightning round!

AUDIENCE: *applause*

ADAM: WOOOO!

ALEX: ok, final question, who ever answers wins 100,000 points placing them well over what they possibly could have won.

GERARD: Hey! I'm intelligent!!!

ALEX: Oh shut up. This show's rating are failing worse than my marriage, and you were my last hope. You blew it!

ADAM: NO, YOOOOOOU BLEW IT!

ALEX: No, you worthless musicans did!

GERARD: You can BLOW ME!!!

ALEX: *ahem* The last question is: What is the meaning of life?

ADAM: FIRE AND SPARKLES AND PRETTY BOYS AND SUUUUUUGGGGAAAARRRRRRR...

ALEX: Gerard?

*ADAM CONTINUES RAMPAGE IN BACKGROUND*

GERARD: Well the purpose of life is to create new life...I guess there is no meaning to life, but it's fun anyway...i guess...maybe...i dunno...

ALEX: Judges?

ADAM:...COOKIES, AND CHOCOLATE AND BARBIES!!!

ALEX: I'm sorry, but Adam is wrong, and Gerard didn't answer the question.

GERARD: GAWD DAMN IT!!!

ALEX: ok all you have to do is name one person that was ever in the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

ADAM: WHO IS UMMMMMM BERT McCRACKEN!!!???

ALEX: NO!

GERARD: Who IS J. Edgar Hoover?

ALEX: That is...CORRECT!!! We have a winner! Finally it's over!!! Huh? Gerard, what are you doing?

GERARD: Dumping water on your feet.

ALEX: What? Why?

GERARD: eh...no reason. Hey Adam, let me see your tazer.

ADAM: HERE YA GO SUGAR!

GERARD: *throws tazer into puddle, ON of course.*

Gerard waves happily as he is showered with cash, Adam eats candy stuck to shoe.